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I’m not one of those guys who makes you sit in the corner with your pants on. Beat your dick while I fuck your wife’s holes. I don’t give a shit.
charlesoberonn: ♫ You gotta get schwifty ♫ Take off your pants and your panties…shit on the floor lol
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sir-paul01: broadwayboy89: whiteforsuperior: I want to get fucked like this. Follow me! I post shit that will make you want to cream your pants so fucking hard, I guarantee it ;) Oh how I love pounding guys this way!!!
peterluvr: vidstomakeyourdicksore: Holy shit that shot looked lethal…. I want to know what it would feel like shooting in my ass, so bad! Unzip your pants and follow Peterluvr.tumblr.com/ to see some of THEE nicest cocks on tumblr!
outofthecavern: poisonousstrawberries: foo-of-the-forest: havesomakorra: ablogforblogging: aviaptor-allyn: themoveslikeonceler: elasticitymudflap: shooshoolove: inside-your-pants: i-am-thedoctor: OH. MY. GOD. holy shit OH DEAR LORD. I AM
megalomaniac07: look at me! this is a real cock! not that shit that you have in your pants!
Well, hurry up, shit-for-brains. Get your pants off. Yes, I want to see it while we do this. I want to sit on your face and watch that monster cock throb up and down. Oh yeah, Michelle told me how big you are. Honestly, I’d probably be fucking ridin
funnyordie: What To Do After You Shit Your Pants Watching The New Star Wars Comic-Con ReelWe’re all shitting our pants over the new Star Wars footage from Comic-Con. Here’s how to handle the aftermath.
sanesparza: It doesn’t matter who you are or how old are you if a wooden puppet starts talking to you at midnight you’ll shit your pants and die of a heart attack.
clawmachine: tamizhnadu: tamizhnadu: “go outside is ableist towards agoraphobes” vs “pee your pants is ableist towards incontinence” fight @clawmachine i see this and raise you the one time i saw someone put “not able bodied” on their
panty-poops: When your friend told you she was about to shit her pants in desperation, and you see and hear her dress bulge out and the smell of warm poop fills your nose🌬💩💩💩😫
flanneldragon: elysiadragon: flanneldragon: pochowek: yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death
partyingwithgrandma: whims-of-a-feminist: thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. perfect time to shit your pants
This is heartwarming. =)
owlhaus: To be fair, Frank Miller’s Dark Knight was shit-in-your-pants scary for the villains of Gotham. I’m not sure any of the movie Batmen after Dark Knight Returns should be allowed near hospitals:PBut seriously, the guys who do dress up as Batman
dayte: Have you ever been so happy you nearly simultaneously shit your pants and pissed yourself at the same time?I have. Right now. Oh god I have such a weird boner right not….love this version!!!
keepwithinmyreach: perlina: shiker: xletterbombx: misteryspot: THIS!< You shitted your pants, eh??> XDDD OMG THIS IS PERFECT. We actually do this everytime XDDD Not always for me XD I don’t get the last one, actually! SO TRUE! THIS.
indevan replied to your post “wowwwww transphobic jokes on the Armin tags. I mean, it’s definitely…” i hope they shit their pants in public I really do, too. Also, if I see one more “IS THAT A BOY OR A GIRL?” comment I’m
cgihorse replied to your post “So I had a mighty need to draw pants friend with a bed shit over them…”pants friend and nightpants
shit-that-texas-girl: jtl4: heylady222: jtl4: chelsea-yvonne: jtl4: Oh word. Where are your pants…..? That’s what he was wondering too Support men at the gym in ranger panties!! Lol wtf are ranger panties these are ranger panties. Brb
Shit. Ash put your pants on.
youknowyourebritishwhen: sore-lips: I find it really funny when people assume English (UK) and English (US) are exactly the same language. “Pull your pants up, I can see your fanny.” Has a very different meaning depending on what side of the globe
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
pleasent-dreams: ~To All My US Followers….Welcome To What Us Canadians Go Through….. LOL GOOD LUCK!!! & Keep your dick in your pants and lady bit covered.~ I am giggling cos I definitely said “This is some fucked up shit” over the
Thumbs Fight Wars: HAPPY HALLOWE'EN : SHIT YOUR PANTS NEWS SPECIAL
woodmeat: solarselection: duckytxt: deux-zero-deux: Y’ALL WHITE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW SHIT We at least know that if you take the time to wear a belt, at least pull your pants up to your waist before tightening it. I don’t get why people wear belts
bbw-center: Is that a rock in your pants or are you glad to see me? Who is this. Holy shit
rabababe: catamiteamongthepigeons: SHIT I LEFT THE OVEN ON. STUDLIUS, YOU FORGOT YOUR PANTS AGAIN!
vodkacupcakes: fanta-sy: vaitape: thesummernights: emma-galimam: holy fuck ahhhhh but what if there’s a storm coming. i would be shitting my pants how cool would it be to have like a wall in your room that was a giant screen and you could like
darkenvy97: i-have-no-gender-only-rage: Tumblr and Pokemon part two. Part 1 3 4 5 6 I laughed too hard at the shitting your pants one. Also! If I can find these condoms I’m totally buying them. paradoxalteddybear what do you say? You want
shakboysmen: “Holy shit, dad! We, uh…I don’t usually get fucked…Are you hard in your pants?”
cool-beatleboy: “I don’t give a shit, I said to get your ass in those woods and pull your pants down, I need some!”
flanneldragon: pochowek: yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal
imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: Lms if you’re also shitting your pants for jd today
hambubgerboy: renzonite: Holy shit apparently kid in my class straight up nutted his pants when he kissed his girlfriend for the first time like damn bro…. if you dont cream your pants when you kiss your gf then im sorry you dont love her
destroywhiteboys: “Okay, kid. I’m gonna need you to drop your pants and then we can begin your physical.”“Sure! I guess this is the point where you cup my big nigga nuts, huh?”“HOLY SHIT! That thing’s massive! Ugh…maybe I should take
gnarlymoose: n0rthwest: yayyidc: pitchblackloner: holy fuck, I’d shit my pants ^^^^^^^^^^^^ one step ahead of you. would you shit your pants.. oryour wetsuit?
coffeeandspentbrass: basedheisenberg: cyrodiil-burns: cfreezy: conorthebarbarian: iamjustdone: enrique262: Some gore/torture porn for your dash. When you have permission to shit your pants. This post should be titled “Guys check out
sadhappygirl: xxrayofsunshinexx: jelenajulius: brighten-your-future: pizza: stagekisspers: ablogforblogging: aviaptor-allyn: themoveslikeonceler: elasticitymudflap: shooshoolove: inside-your-pants: i-am-thedoctor: OH. MY. GOD. holy shit
nomorecops: ranchdepressing: if that mouse had pants he would shit them the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg I am dying Wild domesticated shit
beyond-y0ur-limits: mindoftheunkind: b0ngmarley420: hopeandjuliet: I would shit my fucking pants I would kill myself My soul would of evaporated right there Your worst nightmare coming true.
meme-meme: Changing masks artist will make you shit your pants.via
tyrathecreator: sorry ladies, but having the new forest down your pants ain’t cute Sorry, I happen to think it’s plenty cute. What ain’t cute is your attitude towards bodies other than your own.
